Oh dear, it seems the link I had to the Bacon Flowchart is now invalid.   Thankfully I have technology and opposable thumbs, so I was able to find it again and post it directly to my own site!  Without further ado ...

Here's a clue you jackass: merge lanes are to be used for matching the speed of traffic and then safely entering the flow of traffic. You, on the other hand, seem to believe that merge lanes are for getting in front of as many people as possible and then entering the flow of traffic regardless of whether or not it is safe to do so. Buddy, you missed my front bumper by 2 or 3 inches. Just because you had your signal on does not give you the right to barge over into my lane. It's hardly my fault that you were running out of lane, that would be your fault. But over you came anyway. Then you sped up and cut in front of someone else when that merge lane ended. 4 kilometres later you were all of four car lengths in front of me stopped at the same red light I was stopped at. Driving like a fucking moron and endangering the lives of all those around you so you could be 40 feet ...

Optical illusion, or proof that you are losing your mind? You decide. Try this out ... if you stare at the black symbol in the middle of the image you'll find that the moving circle will change colour, and that eventually the other circles will disappear ...   

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!